Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Beowulf, and Hitman

Okay so over the Thanksgiving weekend we got 5 days off. Sweet, no? So off to the theaters.

Beowulf
Okay this movie, was no ordinary movie. It was in 3-D OMG! It made us look like idiots, but I liked it. It cost a lot for the ticket though, $10.25. Anyways so the movie starts and I notice that its actually all in CG..... Thats unexpected and really turns me off. Anyway the movie ended up being pretty boring. All I know is Beowulf is a Bad MotherFucka, this guy is like the old Chuck Norris, this guy is ripped. There's even a scene where hes all naked and fighting, it's pretty hot. What else? ANGELINA JOLIE, that was something. She was pretty much naked except I think some gold paint.... so yeah that was awesome. Overall, the fight scenes were okay. The story was odd and somewhat confusing. This monster thing, Grendel, scared the shit out of me like three times during the movie. I'd say 3 out of 5, maybe less.

Hitman
This is one of those movies from summer. Big shooter. If you didn't know, this is a movie based off a video game by Edios. The plot was intriguing, and Agent 47 was wicked. I thought it was somewhat cliche. We have the stoic assassin who is great at killing, and he meets this fragile girl. Things happen.... Lots of good action. Guns, and dead guys. Not so much gore, some nudity. Overall I thought it was a good movie, but you have to pay attention.