Summer Movies 07'

Alright so, everyone said this was the season of threes. And its definitely true. I mean, Shrek 3, Spiderman 3, Pirates 3, Bourne Ultimatum, Rush Hour 3, Ocean's 13, and probably a lot more i can't think of at the moment. So during my summer break, I've seen eight movies so far. Not to mention I am going to see two more next Monday. And some I saw during the school year.

So here are just some of my opinions on movies.

Transformers. (saw this two times) Awesome. Enough said. This movie was great, i even saw it twice! It had humor, that cliche geeky boy meets hot girl storyline, and the United States Military. The action sequences are just so sleek and sexy. Being one of those boys who watched and played with transformers (even though I'm not from the 80s) it was really satisfying to hear Optimus Prime say "Autobots, fall out!" The one complaint i have with this movie, is the camera shots. They never have a wide shot, everything is close and zoomed in...


Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix. (saw this two times) This movie was satisfying. The only time I have touched one of these books is in like 4th grade. I read "the boy who lived", immediately put this down, and claimed that it was just bullshit. The movies at least are visually entertaining. Although it seemed complicated to me, other people complained that it was too short. Ehhhh it was good enough. One thing I just gotta say, Snape is one sexy son of a bitch.


Evan Almighty. I saw this movie at the beginning of summer break. You know... I'm kind of disapointed. After watching about half of Bruce Almighty, I went into the theaters thinking... Oh this is going to be hysterical. Hysterical, it was not. I found some parts funny, but barely laugh out loud. This movie is okay, not great. Leon and I agree that the funniest part is when the black chick says "You want me to get my BB gun?"


The Simpsons Movie. (saw this two times) Let me just say, I am a HUGE fan of The Simpsons. I have seen almost every episode, except maybe a few of the new ones. It sure was snazzy to have a promotional Kwik-e-Mart right in front of Shoreline. I am just pissed off that the cashier didn't say "Thank you, come again!" But anyway, back to the movie... This movie is joke after joke. After watching the trailer, i was thinking.. ehhh... But no! This is better than any episode. Seeing cartoon genitals is just too appealing to me. "Why pay for something, when you can get it on tv for free?" haha, you pay for this shit!!


Chuck and Larry. Hilarious! Nothing better than two funny guys like Kevin James and Adam Sandler acting gay. This was laugh out loud funny. Even the horribly done steryotype of the asian was funny. Its just crude humor all the way, but if you don't like that kind of stuff. Don't watch it.

Pirates 3. Welcome to Singapore. Yeah this was pretty good. Just complicated as hell! Seriously, whats the point of this Calypto thing. And what happens to Will at the end?.... Oh my god... Disney on crack. The battle was good. Drunk Jack is back better than ever. It was epic, although the first will always be the best.


Oceans 13. I'm not the biggest Ocean fan. But I liked this movie. I mean, look at all the hot guys. But seriously, don't be like me and go into this thinking there's action. Its all genius and at the end of the movie you're just like... Woah, they smart. Every character in this movie is loveable and enjoyable, especially that British Black guy.


And yeah, I'll be going to see Rush hour 3 on Monday, and I'll be hopping into Bourne later. If anyone wants to come, you could contact me. Hopefully more blogs to come..